Who makes it #Euro2016

As the semi finals of the on going #Euro2016 continues tonight.let's get your predictions of which teams you think are gonna make it to the last four..I'm tipping Belgium over wales.

#welcomezlatan#daretozlatan

"I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am."

"Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."

"Zlatan doesn't do auditions."

-- When Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger offered the then-teenaged Ibrahimovic a trial.

"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

-- In response to Norway striker John Carew's suggestions that Ibrahimovic's flicks and tricks were "pointless."

"First I went left; he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."

-- On how he twisted Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz inside-out.

"When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat."

-- On his single season at Barcelona where he endured a tense relationship with then-coach Pep Guardiola.

"What do you mean, 'present?' She got Zlatan."

- On his ex-girlfriend's engagement gift.

"We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."

-- At his unveiling as a PSG player.

"It's true I don't know much about the players here, but they definitely know who I am."

-- On his move to Ligue 1 in 2012.

"We were looking through his playlist in the dressing room -- there was lots of Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez. It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything."

"There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement."

- After scoring twice to qualify Sweden for Euro 2016 over Denmark

"I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue, even the people behind the club. But if they can, I will stay here -- I promise you."

- On his future with PSG

And there was this famous exchange with a reporter ahead of the 2014 World Cup qualifying playoffs:

Zlatan: "Only God knows who will go through."

Reporter: "It's hard to ask him."

Zlatan: "You're talking to him."

And when Sweden lost to Portugal and failed to qualify?

"A World Cup without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the World Cup."

WORD

It is very easy to condemn people when they are not doing very well,but when it comes to your own case,we want to be excused.when those in government positions are not paying workers,everyone screams and curse them.Why? The reason is that it is a devilish attitude to refuse to pay someone who has worked for it,when the money is there.But why are workers not being paid their due? why are many people being underpaid? why are people who have earned recognition and awards left empty handed? Proverbs 3 vs 27 addresses this issue and this message is not only for the government officials,it is for everyone.Give to each person their due ,both in justice and charity without delay. if people's money are in your hands,don't delay it on the ground of hatred for them or with intention of transacting with it. it should escape your mind that it is a privilege for you to be in that position,where people are looking up to you.if you are in a position of authority,don't maltreat people who are working with you. Don't treat people as if they have no hope. Don't handle human beings like animals.Don't refuse to help from those who ask of you,if you can help. Nothing is permanent you know? if its in your power to help someone,maybe to get a job or a connection, don't hesitate to do that,if the person deserves it. Tribal sentiments or animosity for the offenses of the past should not be a reason you are withholding that good you should show to someone.
you are merely a caretaker of God's blessings;the blessings do not belong to you. you are a caretaker of God's mercy,of God's favours , of God's help. release it to those who deserve it.if you don't ,you are offending God.if you don't, you close heaven's gate of blessing against yourself. You are not only hated by man but also incur God's disapproval.

Everyone loves a good PUN, though not everyone GETS it

1. I don't trust stairs because they are always UP to something.
2. Did u guys just hear the joke about the wall, its hilarious, i'm still trying to get OVER it.
3. Its not that the man did not know how to juggle,he just didn't have the BALLS to do it.
4. I tried to catch the fog,i MIST.
5. I know a guy who is addicted to break fluid,he says he can STOP anytime.
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, i cant put it DOWN
7. Have you ever tried to eat a clock, its TIME consuming.
8. I can't believe i got fired from the calendar factory, All i did was take a DAY OFF.
9. Police was called to a day care where a three year old was resisting A REST.
10. Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off, he's all RIGHT now.
11. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, i could do it with my EYES CLOSED.
12. How do you get holy water,boil the HELL out of it.
13. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it DAWNED on me.
14. When i get naked in the bathroom,the shower usually gets TURNED ON.
15. Duracell engineer arrested ,he was charged with BATTERIES.
16. A dyslexic man walks into BRA.
17. What does a clock do when its hungry,it goes back FOUR seconds.
18. How does Moses make his tea, HEBREWS it.
19. A girl said i look like a vegetarian,i've never met HERBIVORE.
20. PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD.
21. Class visit to the champagne factory, i hope there is no POP quiz.
22. When chemists die, they BARIUM.
23. Broken pencils are POINTLESS.
24. Why are the frogs so happy,they eat whatever BUGS them.
25. Maths are always a SINE of big problem,stop before i SUBTRACT you from my life that will only ADD to my sadness. lol
26. A bike cant stand alone because its two TIRED.
    

HAPPY JULY

"7th" was honoured by God, He makes 7 figure of perfection. In this new month, the Lord will perfect everything about you. Your promises shall be fulfilled,dreams come true,status will change and closed doors be opened. Happy New Month. Welcome July