NEWS GIST

Nigeria's recession not as bad as painted ' APBN


Idea- please,with all due respect, shut the f**k up.


Photos: Lagosians cook 'Egusi' soup with Alligator killed at Gbagada

Idea- i dey tell you



Edo governorship battle: Obaseki, Ize-Iyamu win poll units, Oyegun, Osunbor lose

Idea- three things are certain in Nigeria...Death,Taxes and Rigging elections.




Naira crashes to N465/ USD as CBN issues new directives on domiciliary accounts usage 

Idea- like wow..this is really deep

Amnesty International: Nigeria trying to muzzle dissenting voices

Idea- No comment




One feared dead as Avengers, security operatives clash in Imo

Idea- May God have mercy on us.



Biafra no longer feasible ' Okechukwu

Idea-he has a point.


Flood: 200 pupils escape death in Enugu

Idea-good news at last



NPFL: League winner to pocket N40m

Idea- well, im confused, i saw N90m on t.v.....



Looted Fund: There will be no cash handovers to Nigeria ' US Government

Idea- And there is absolutely nothing we can do about that.




Time to pass the PIB


Idea-Nigeria lost N61trn to non-passage of PIB ' NEITI



In Nigeria, government does more to prevent progress

Idea- this is true if really think about it.

Which way out of this recession

Idea- anywhere belle face.

Mourinho set to keep Rooney on the bench against Zorya Luhansk.


Idea- they should get him a 300,000 pounds customized bench seat.


This is how to survive the recession ' El Rufai

Idea- you know nothing 'jon snow'

UCL: Arsenal ease past Basel as City held to 6 goal thriller

Idea-Arsenal are playing good football lately.
city fans be like "it was great coming back after going down three times"..wtf,,you were expected to win COMFORTABLY



INEC denies allegation of ballot box snatching, gunshots

Idea- what do you expect?



Nigeria at 56: What Education was like before independence.


Idea- who cares about the past.



Tackling the recession together

Idea-is it me or is the word "together" and "recession" being used more often in the same sentence nowadays.



Job creation: Abia, Turkish governments partner to train 50,000 shoe, dress makers.

Idea- Nice...



Economic recession: Solution with us


Idea- i was just saying...




BIAFRA: Fani-Kayode's meteoric sympathy and antics on marginalization

Idea...hmmm

Video: Man kisses Kim Kardashian's butt on streets of Paris


Idea-he finally achieved something in life.




Now that Patience is on the menu


Idea- we'll savor it while it lasts.



Nigeria now a cattle republic

Idea- i'm telling you


Tinubu denies media reports that he 'bombed' Buhari


Idea- hmmm





Some 32,000 suspects arrested in Turkey coup probe


Idea- how many of them are Nigerians?





Yaya Toure disappointed with FIFA's fight against racism


Idea- i feel your pain bro



Cancer is on the rise!' Nigerians need to make drastic lifestyle changes

Idea- this is true.





We must evolve a system that harnesses latent talents


Idea- talk is cheap




Education USA urges Nigerian youth to take charge


Idea- we wrestle not against flesh and blood.





Best graduating students across Nigerian varsities honoured


Idea- And after that what next.





FMC Yola gets software developed by ex-AUN students


Idea-we develop software everyday, i suspect foul play.



World Heart Day: 'More Nigerians coming down with heart failure

Idea- well, this is true.



Study shows poor diet is greatest risk to health and wellness


Idea- we should pay attention to this.