LOL

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one?
The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one? Farmer: It’s also mine. *Facepalm*

STRICTLY FOR THE GUYS

These are some of beliefs of men when they see an attractive girl and want to approach her.

Belief:

She probably has a boyfriend.

Second thought

If she is in a bar/club, she is less likely to. You are just a fun

sociable guy being friendly, if she has a boyfriend, you can still

have a nice interaction and not lose anything. There is always

a reason not to approach, you CAN approach any girl you

choose. Most pretty girls have boyfriends of some description.

You can both increase your female social circle and meet all

her friends, or maybe she isn’t so serious about her man and

You’ll easily be able to take his place. The average girl in a

relationship is single within 3 months.

Belief:

I don’t know what to say.

Second thought:

You can fall back on an opener that you know very well. What

to say next? This is much harder. In that moment when you

run out of things to say and get stuck, if you stick in there,

this is when you are really pushing yourself, like the last few

reps at the gym. Feel that pressure and learn to enjoy it, and handle it like a man. What you say is less important than how

you say it and how comfortable you appear.

Belief:

I’m too old for her.

Second thought:

It’s completely acceptable and even desirable in most cultures

for older men to date younger women. You are competing

against guys that lack wisdom, worldliness, experience. You

would be surprised by how much women like older men. The

logical fact of your age is less important than how she feels

when she is with you. If it is not an issue for you, it won’t be

an issue for her.

Belief:

I’m too young for her.

Second thought:

If you are 19 and she is 25, all the men her age are serious

and focused on their work. It’s great to meet someone that

knows how to have fun. Lots of women have fantasies about a

younger guy, they think that they can find someone more pure

who isn’t yet corrupted! Our trainers range from 19 to 35, and

they ALL pull women of any age they like because they don’t

see age as a factor. If you think it is a big deal, they will too, if

you don’t they won’t!

Belief:

I’m not good looking enough.

Second thought:

Men imagine that women put a huge emphasis on looks just

like we do. Women care much less about looks than you’d

think. Women want to be the prettier one in the relationship.

Most of what makes up a man’s attractiveness are his other

qualities: confidence, energy, manliness, alphaness, and

leadership. Good body language, improved fashion, and being

in state can add two points to your attractiveness overnight!

Once you are in an interaction, it is how you make her feel

that will determine whether she becomes yours or not.

Belief:

I need to be friendly and agreeable to make her like me.

Second thought:

People always talk about “gaining rapport” as finding things

in common with other people or even pretending to have

something in common or a common view. Women are much

more attracted to a man that is strong in his reality. His

viewpoint will be more valuable, his compliments will make

her happier, and his honesty will be very attractive.

Belief:

I need to compliment her a lot to show I like her.

Second thought:

Complimenting a girl is great, but it can also be approval

seeking. It is best to show her what you think of her nonverbally

and to never verbalise too much. By non-verbally

I mean the way you treat her and the way you look at her.

If she compliments you more than you do her, then this is

great. Compliments can be effective but they should come

from a position of power, not when you are unsure about the

relationship.

Belief:

It’s improper to make sexual remarks.

Second thought:

Confident guys communicate their confidence in various

ways, one is their comfort with their sexuality. They recognise

that they like sex, the woman likes sex, so it is fine to be

sexual. Guys don’t need to worry about being sleazy, if the

girl is attracted to you, it is impossible to be sleazy. Sexual

misinterpretation and talking about sex lead to a better sex

life, turn girls on, and sometimes bring in some humour. If we

are comfortable with sex and talking about sex, the woman

will be too. If we are not, she won’t be!

DON'T BE SHY

Shyness, some say is caused by ones genetic make-up. But I believe learned behavior is much more powerful. A lot of cases arise of healthy, vibrant and outgoing children having their original personalities destroyed by abusive parents or other traumatic events they experience in their childhood. Therefore, believe it or not, the opposite is also true. Reserved, quiet and timid people can become sociable through events experienced as well. It just takes the right tools.

The truth remains, virtually any part of our personality can change. Think about your experiences for a second. Have you ever believed strongly in something until someone comes along and completely proves you wrong? That leads to instant change. A car accident, harassment or rape can change ones personality- not a gradual change but an immediate and powerful change. The human mind is very flexible, but humans also have the tendency to do things in patterns in order not to take advantage of the capacity for change. Therefore ones belief in ones “true self” or “personality” is a bit perilous because it is so limiting. We look at the negative aspects of ourselves and say, “That’s just the way I am. I’m being real by behaving this way”. We deny ourselves growth and improvement.

Shyness mostly is caused by fear. Especially when we are experiencing something we are not used to.

All fear is, is a warning signal that you’re about to experience something that you’ve anchored to pain. So all one needs to do is to overcome fear is to break that anchor – change the feelings you’ve associated with that situation. This is called “dissociation”.

These are some techniques used to relieve fear.

·        Relax

·        Attach yourself to something that gives you powerful feelings of confidence, power, safety etc.

·        Take some time to imagine yourself in control of the situation.

·        Then try to create a feeling of transformation to someone who is actually in control of the situation.

·        Take that feeling very seriously.

I think this mental rehearsal is very effective and some may overlook it. We often fantasize about what it’ll be like if we could be in complete control of situations that make us shy. And the reality of it may make us feel bad and we begin to see the worst case scenario. But using these steps, we may begin to see ourselves socializing successfully, and dealing with rejection and embarrassment effectively.

WHAT DISOBEDIENCE DOES

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As a person, you can be displeasing God, doing things that are not approved by the Lord, and yet things will be working for you. You know what? Moses disobeyed God and miracle followed his disobedience, but he was disqualified from entering the Promised Land. Your disobedience may not stop God's blessing in your life, and as a minister of God or church, your disobedience, selfishness, lies, worldliness, indulgences, unfaithfulness to spending offerings and extravagant lifestyle may not necessarily hinder God's flowing of anointing and flourishing of blessings in your lives and church, but they will definitely disqualify you from making heaven if you do not repent now.

LOOK IN THE MIRROR

Have you stopped for a moment to really observe what our society is turning into?

How wicked the world has become?

How people now see telling lies as normal way of life?

How killing is becoming so normal?

Have you ever thought that someday someone/people will be killed and it won’t feel like anything serious happened?

How greed is increasing by the day?

How sexual orientation is the order of the day?

We are gradually embracing evil as a way of life.

How hardship keeps appreciating?

Don’t be fooled. Any meeting or reform being made by the government has no impact in the life of the common barrow pusher in the market.

This generation now believes they are smart enough to counter all the bible says with logic and even doubt the existence of God himself.

We all have heard that saying “pretenders do the worst”.

This is often used when someone who seems to be of good moral behavior is caught doing something bad.

Therefore, no one should be of good behavior because of the fear of being called a pretender when they fall.

So, people who are immorally/immodestly outspoken; who are not afraid to be crude are now preferred more than those who try to be good people.

It’s crazy!

Why do we prefer the slutty girls and the bad boys?

What are we turning our society into?

Why are we taking advantage of God?

Why are we taking advantage of His mercy?

Why are we deceiving ourselves?

Why do we do the wrong things even when we know it’s wrong?

How can you say you love God and yet despise your neighbor?

When last did you show love without expecting anything in return?

What are we really proud of?

Pride is a feeling we get when we accomplish a task or attain a certain level by our efforts and our efforts alone.

By the virtue of your Christianity, what can you say you achieved on your own in this life?

Who gave you the life to achieve that thing?

The health?

The privilege?

Why then do you treat others like they are nothing?

Are you aware that this life can be taken at any time?

Deceive yourself all you want , we will all die someday.

Eternity starts from the end of your life on earth till infinity.

Which would you prefer to enjoy?

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With other platform I know how difficult it is to get referrals because of the high amount that is required but I trust you’ll agree with me that it is easier to convince someone to invest 1k than any amount generally

Below is the breakdown of how the platform works… I just want you to check it out

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Once you register, you will be in level 0
To upgrade to level 1, you will pay your upline
#1000
After that, share your link to only 4 people to
register under you.
only 4 people. But if you can't get 4 people. You
hv to wait for some days, the system will merge 4
people to you. All you need is initial 4 people. You
don't get any other person, the system will be
generating people for you.
Once the people you invited register, their first
payment goes to you
Then you hv #4000

For you to upgrade to level 2. From that #4000 u
made, the system merges you to someone you will
pay #2500
After payment call the person you paid to, to
confirm you. you will be upgraded to level 2.
The system will automatically merge 16 people to
pay 2500 in your bank account
Which is #40,000
Then u are in level 2
From that # 40k you will be required to pay your
upline #5000 to move to level 3.

Then you enter level 3
The system merges 64 people who will pay #5000
each to your bank account.
Which gives you 320,000

And for level 4
From that 320,000 you will be required to pay
another person #10,000 to enter level 4. Then
system automatically gives you 256 persons who
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You make 2.5million at this stage.
Thats how it keeps growing.

click
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Please if you are not ready to make
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don't bother registering because the system will
delete your account after 72hours if you don't pay.

HOW TO REGISTER
When you are on the site and have registered,
the 1st thing to do is to go to your profile where
you will be fixing your bank details.
Now you have to be very careful here. Because the
available spaces are for BITCOINS AND PAYPAL.
But we don’t have paypal here in Nigeria, so in the
paypal section, you input your bank details
in this format
Name, Bank, Account Number (Phone Number) and
then click save.
It is in your bank
account that members will be sending their cash.
So you have to be careful when filling this.

HOW TO PAY
You now go to UPGRADE, and scroll down well,
you will see the Bank details of your upline and
phone number. Call him and make payment. After
payment, come back to UPGRADE and fill your
name in the TRANSACTION ID FORM and submit.
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THE DANGER OF ENVY

Part of the problem with many people is that they condemn what they cannot do and speak ill of people who accomplish deeds they have no power to achieve. Can you imagine how the pharisees turned the atmosphere of Jesus' miracle to mockery? Jesus had performed a spectacular miracle that made everyone marvel and exclaim, "It was never so seen in Israel" (Mathew 9:33). The pharisees who saw this said it was by the power of demons that Jesus cast out demons. This is a true picture of envy. Envy is a discontent at the excellence or good fortune of another. An envious person is grieved in the heart at seeing what others have or their good fortune. Envy is an evil-eye. Nothing can convince anyone under the influence of envy. Envy had pushed these pharisees to the angle where they ascribed God's power to the devil. The desire to destroy the reputation of Jesus made them loose respect for God and to insult God. That tells you the danger of envy.
Envy can generate hatred for people and make you fight those who are innocent. When you hate people because of their talents, you would not know when you'd begin to use harmful words on them. Envy destroys friendships, shutters family bonds, breaks up business ventures etc. Think of how many music stars, movie stars and other stars suddenly embarked on an open confrontation with one another and sometimes, taking one another to courts. Envy is the reason for that . Envy has resulted in blackmailing and slandering of business pals; fellow staff;bosses etc.
What else could have made Joseph's brothers to out if not envy? (Gen 37:11). Joseph had a dream bigger than theirs, and that triggered hatred and envy in them.
Daniel was envied by elders who knew that prayer was the secret of his success; so they set a trap for him, but he conquered. It was envy that led the Jews to kill Jesus (Mathew 27:18). Are you envious? Envy is not good for you. it will affect your health and even quicken your death. The presence of envy means the absence of Love (1 Cor 13:4). You need to ask God to fill you with Love for everyone. Remember that where there is envy, every other sin exists too. 

PRAYER FOR PERSEVERANCE.

Eternal Father, I humbly adore and thank Thee for having created me, and for having redeemed me by means of Jesus Christ. I thank Thee for having made me a Christian by giving me the true faith, and by adopting me for Thy child in holy Baptism. I thank Thee for having given me time for repentance after my many sins, and for having, as I hope, pardoned all my offenses against Thee. O Infinite Goodness! I thank Thee also for having preserved me from falling again as often as I should have done if Thou hadst not held me up and saved me. But my enemies do not cease to fight against me, nor will they until death, that they may again have me for their slave; If Thou dost not keep and help me continually by Thine assistance, I shall be wretched enough to lose Thy grace anew. I therefore pray Thee, for the love of Jesus Christ, to grant me holy perseverance till death. Thy Son Jesus has promised that Thou wilt grant us whatever we ask for in His name. By the merits, then of Jesus Christ, I beg of Thee for myself, and for all those who are in Thy grace, the grace of never more being separated from Thy love, but that we may always love Thee in this life and in the next. Mary, Mother of God, pray to Jesus for me.

READ THROUGH.

UN-BIBLICAL METHODS OF MAKING AND MAINTAINING CHURCH MEMBERS

(1) Membership Certificate
Most pastors and their churches today are using various strategies to make and maintain members. Some even go to the point of making their church members to have membership certificate. That is funny. They may tell you, “If you don’t go through our membership class and have certificate, you are not a bona fide member of this church” there are different classes in different churches today, to promote holiness and maintain old standards or maintain members? You wonder why you didn’t hear such things among our founding fathers of faith. Well, you can certify somebody as a genuine member of your church, right? You can be certified by your pastor or General/Senior Pastor as a genuine member but you may not be part of the Disciples of Christ. Having your name written in your church’s book does not mean your name is written in the Book of life in heaven.

Paper certificate is useless; membership certificate is immaterial to becoming disciple of Christ. It may be part of the modern system to maintain church membership. If our genuine aim is to help people to be true Disciples of Christ, there is no need making them to be your certified church members as if being recognized as a genuine member of your church has anything to do with being recognized in heaven. Only Jesus knows His own in a church, no pastor can judge by certificate the true and genuine members of Christ’s kingdom. The classes and certificates are not enough evidence to certify people as genuine disciples of God. Only God can determine His own in the public meeting, so such act is usurping God’s territory and very inadequate.

You see, in those days, our founding fathers of faith were not using all these human ideas, they only preached Jesus alone, and it was evidential in their own personal lives and the lives of the members, because the Bible says by their fruits you will know them, not by their church’s certificates or by their commitment to their church classes and activities. Being a devoted church member or minister does not imply you are a true disciple of Christ. Your church can say anything to sooth you, to make you so confident as if you are a candidate of heaven as long you come to their church, if you build your life on that, it will amount to disappointment at the end of your life.

(2) Membership Marriage
Some churches go to the point of telling their church members not to visit any other churches or marry from another church apart from their own. That is nothing but selfish ideology, not Christ’s or biblical ideas. Not all churches are biblical but that does not mean every other church apart from your own is unbiblical. How can we invite other church members to our church and we don’t want our own church members to be invited to other churches? That is not the commandment of Jesus Christ and has nothing to do with the Great Commission. Jesus says, “Do unto others as you want them to do to you” if you don’t want your church members to attend or visit other denominations, then you don’t need to invite people from other denominations too. It’s all about personal and human ambition and wisdom to make and maintain members. Except if such denomination can biblical prove that their own denomination is the only heavenly recognized church on earth and all others are fake and all their members are sinners going to hell.

Some churches don’t allow their single sisters to go and marry in another denominations, maybe they can allow their single brothers to marry from another denominations and bring the women to their church but not that their sisters would go and marry in another church and then join the church. If your ambition is for kingdom of God, not for your own personal denomination, you don’t need such smart not-biblical tactic. The Bible standard for choosing marital partner is simply “only in the Lord” 1 Corinthians 7:39. It doesn’t says, “Only in your denominational church” a selfless pastor will not care if his single members marry from his church or not, he will only care if the person is in the Lord, not necessarily in your denomination.

Teaching or persuading people to marry only in your denomination is an extra-biblical teaching, EXCEPT you are saying only your church members are in the Lord and other children of God from all other denominations are outside the Lord. You don’t justify people by the church they attend, that is an ungodly judgment, heaven doesn’t recognize any denomination and no denomination is registered in heaven, only people who are washed by the Blood of the Lamb and living daily in righteousness, truth and holiness are recognized in heaven, irrespective of your denominations. So why are we fighting, competing and dividing more and more everyday as if becoming a church member is the same with the command of Jesus Christ of becoming His true disciples and making disciples for Him? Why can’t we base on the biblical standard that by their fruits you shall know those who are truly in the Lord and not by their denominations? Why can’t we stop the great competition of making members for our churches and let’s start the Great Commission of making disciples for Christ Jesus of all nations and of all denominations?

(3) Motivational Methods
Some pastors, in the process of making more members, they changed their messages to motivational, miraculous speaking in order to sooth people. Since many people want preachers that will deceive them by telling them what they want to hear not what they need to hear. So to make many members you must make mention what the many people want to hear at many times. People want motivational messages not rebuking messages, people want prosperity messages not message of purity, people want to go to churches where they perform miracles not where they practice holiness. So many preachers have become motivational speakers; others go to the point of getting demonic powers to perform miracles. You preach prosperity, breakthrough, faith for fantastic living and to overcome problems of life, but not the faith for holy life or to overcome temptations. They preach materials blessings and business success with long life. They sweeten their messages to psych your emotion and make you scream, to motivate you in your sins not from your sin. And you feel calmed, cooled and comfortable in your sins but uncomfortable with poverty.

With these, preachers can only make members for their denominations; with these, you can only become a member of a denomination and not disciple of Christ Jesus. You can be busing preaching, praying and sacrificing in the name of serving God, but all for nothing for your eternity. If your preaching, praying and teachings are not turning people to righteousness, all your effort are baseless. The Bible says in the book of Daniel 12:3, “Those who turn many to righteousness shall shine like stars forever and ever.” That is for people who are wise not the foolish ones.

If your purpose for the ministry or God’s work is to turn people to prosperity, to business success, wealthy life, healing and miracles, you are a big looser because no eternal reward for you. Only those who turn people to righteousness are recognized and will be rewarded in heaven. You may be popular here on earth and prospered and rich, but when this world passes away, your gains also pass away. If you are a member or minister of any of church but you are not living a righteous life, you are a great looser. Imagine your offerings, sacrifices and services are waste, your effort and giving are useless. You are just busy for nothing, your pastors and church can be deceiving you to continue like that as if everything is fine with you, they can try to misinterpret the Bible to calm you; Satan can be throwing miracles into your way in the name of testimonies to make you feel as if nothing is wrong or God is okay with you, but you alone has the power to choose not to be deceived by people or satan.

PERSONAL EXAMINATION
You can examine your own life, put aside all the physical and material testimonies, the certificates, the ordained “tittles”, the position you have in and outside the church; are you a true disciple of Jesus Christ or just a church member, minister? It’s not by claiming or ordinary confession, but it’s by your fruit testified to by people. If you are not yet a true disciple of Christ, you can become one NOW. All you need is to be sincere with yourself, realize your situation and repent from all your sins both open and secret ones and ask Jesus to forgive you as you determine to forsake them. Start a simple and sincere new life in Jesus with daily Bible reading and prayer and be zealous for God’s work not a church works.

This message is from Revelation of Truth Evangelical Ministries, RTEM

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This is why..
Everybody contributes by making donation and everybody earns from donations from others
Immediately after you started as a Graded member, you already entitled for USD100 (N30000) donation.
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After your donation approved, you will automatically upgraded to Grade 1.

At Grade 1you will able to receive 5 downlines where each will donate USD20 to you.
So your income total now is USD20x5=USD100 (N6,000x5 = N30,000)
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N12,000x25=N300,000.

At Grade 2you will able to receive donations from both Level 1 and 2 downlines.
Level 2 Downlines will donate USD40 totalling USD1000.(USD40x25) N12,000x25=N300,000.

Continue upgrade to the next Grade to earn from deeper levels of downline.
You can upgrade up to Grade 10
Remember !
When you at higher grade,
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Example: You are at Grade 4,
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Where are the donators coming from?
Spillover from your upline System automatically places extra referrals by your upline under you.

Your own promotion:You will get your own referral URL, you can promote this to friends, families etc. in Facebook, Twitter, Email, YouTube Whatsapp, LINE, Wechat, Telegram and any medium you think suitable.
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BitCoins
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